Last updated: March 17, 2026
By accessing and using SassCare, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and all applicable laws and regulations.
Permission is granted to download and use SassCare for personal, non-commercial purposes. This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions.
SassCare is provided "as is" without any warranties, express or implied. The application is designed to promote healthy break habits but is not a substitute for professional medical advice.
SassCare may provide satirical health-related suggestions and reminders based on your selected settings or data you authorize from integrated services. This information is for general wellness purposes only and should not be considered medical advice. Always consult with qualified healthcare professionals for medical concerns.
In no event shall SassCare or its developers be liable for any damages or injury arising out of the use or inability to use the application.
SassCare may integrate with third-party services. Your use of such services is subject to their respective terms of service. We are not responsible for the functionality or availability of third-party services.
We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. Continued use of the application after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.
These terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with applicable laws, without regard to conflict of law provisions.
For questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at fortnightandlightbulb@gmail.com